And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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