I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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