My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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