So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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