You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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