how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
there's paper in my vomit.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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