apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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