when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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