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I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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