Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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