Your dad touched me again.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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