I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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