Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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