Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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