Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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