question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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