wake up i wanna do it froggy style
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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