Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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