You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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