But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
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