Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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