Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Are we still banned from the library?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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