He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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