We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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