this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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