Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I just blew my weed a kiss
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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