My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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