yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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