just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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