If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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