he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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