I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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