Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
