One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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