I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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