whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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