I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I party with great urgency now.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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