? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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