No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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