she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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