did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Randomize
