People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Randomize
