it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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