Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I am one with the molecules
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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