did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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