if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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