gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just threw up on my dentist
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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