would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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