I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
