doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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